i think this is my favorite post
"Faq: ‘you’re so pretty!!!!’ - thanks."
your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone
when people correct ur grammar on the internet
can someone make this a bumper sticker
When there’s a certain song that you want to hear and it plays next on shuffle.
no one wants to be your tumblr gf shut up
this is one of the best vines i’ve seen in the last while
OH MY GOD WHAT
imma steal yo girl
Jokes on you, I don’t have one.
imma help you get a girl then steal yo girl
we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just
if you ever need to turn down unwanted sexual advances, do it Dr. Seuss style
I would not fuck you in a box
I would not fuck you wearing socks
I would not fuck you here or there
I would not fuck you anywhere